nosdrinker:

please stop

(Source: lion)

  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

dystopiamachine:

dietnutella:

nohomocide:

accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful

bonèr

Chlàmydîa

gęńìtãl thüñdērštørm

vinebox:

That morning breath be like…

marinatingtongue:

sleezed:

When you’re girl is acting up or mad dick won’t solve it. She’s a fucking human that needs to be heard. If she’s mad sit down and talk and figure out what’s wrong. And make sure whatever it is it doesn’t happen again….. THEN DICK HER DOWN AYYYY LMAO

Take note boys